<pre>#include
#include
#include
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
main()
{
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
set_video(card,historicVGA);
set_video(resolution,300*200);
set_video(max_colour,1);
system_colour(light_black,dark_black);
resources(system_memory=RAM/4);
resources(user_resources=((Pi*2)/9)*rand(0.9);
if (fast_cpu())
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
printf("Welcome to Windoze 3.999");
printf("(we might get it right or just call it Chicago)\n");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
while(1)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
if (rand() < 0.9)
crash(complete_system);
}
return(unrecoverable_system);
}
</pre>